@Carmel_Coleman: Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer.

@BrokenPalabras: Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk.

@MissyFRose: I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas.

@NoogsCorner: Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.

@Dr_awfulpants: Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?