@HispanicIcon: Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.
@KeetPotato: co-pilot: "ask in a way that won't panic everyone" pilot: "ok" [via intercom] "is there a fireman on the plane?"
@RyanofAvalon: Friend: "Hey, want me to get out my didgeridoo so I can play for you?" I'd rather you didgerididn't.