@HispanicIcon: Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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@EBenita0517: When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that.
@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.
@BritXNic: Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
@jergarl: I've never actually finished the song "Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end.