@slimmy_shady: Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet.
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@ShittyComedian: Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers.
@NotOnTheMoors: Which sadist decided to make the packaging around Band-Aids so difficult to open, considering you're usually bleeding when you need one?