@prufrockluvsong: Never eat the free guacamole at a sushi restaurant. It's always waaay too spicy and doesn't taste anything like avocados.
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@JRevard: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.