Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.

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@DranoRaul: Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.

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@better_off_dad: 'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting.

@CptBombs75: Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves

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@lejessica: I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities.

@itsalishababyy: This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear... I'm just fat.

@ZombieProblms: My wedding vows said "till death do us part." My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me.

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