@AntozWolf: Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time....
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@mc_funbags: I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words.
@P1ssed_K1d: You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'
@Marlebean: Husband: You cut your hair! Me: ... H: It looks good! I like it! ... Me: I cut my hair 3 weeks ago.
@MethShart: David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.