@RickNothing: "Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.
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@uccjeb: Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live.
@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.
@BGH70: I'm watching Olympic athletes run 1500m, while trying to figure out how I can make the Roomba drive 3m to the beer fridge for me.