@RickNothing: "Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: my signature move is called "the Mouse," where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.