@DannyZuker: Never had a gay thought in my life but when Daniel Craig jumps onto the back of the train & adjusts his cuff I now kind of get it.
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@BestScienceJoke: The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges.
@WheelTod: My son is an embarrassment, I'm afraid. He came back from college for Xmas, and seems mortified to find that me & his mom have gone goth.
@wolfpupy: thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years
@HomeProbably: I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape.