@DannyZuker: Never had a gay thought in my life but when Daniel Craig jumps onto the back of the train & adjusts his cuff I now kind of get it.
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@ericsshadow: My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi.
@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.