@CatLitterGirl: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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@matny: I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
@iamspacegirl: God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*
@AnnDabromowitz: When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called "sandwich artists." They will be "sub humans."