@CatLitterGirl: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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@MichaelTrying: If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like "get out of my Vulcan face" and "are you Vulcan kidding me?"
@DosieDoe: *Do not consume if seal is broken* I’ve just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven’t found one seal.
@G_Faylor: [pulls meatloaf out of oven] he's still sweating and singing just as beautifully as ever