@CatLitterGirl: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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@chuuew: [Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again.
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.