@Loli_Sug: Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?
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@remmarg_yelsel: With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces.
@DamienFahey: Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.