@PyrBliss: Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense.
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@novicefather: I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible.
@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.
@toni_goldsetin: My mom always has these great sayings for life, like "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" and "Everybody hates you."
@Coolisiana: Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class "You held up 2 fingers just now" Ok then give me that many reasons