@TheMichaelRock: Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times.
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@shutupmikeginn: I lied and told someone, "I can't go to your party I have diarrhea." I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me
@WilliamRodgers: "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!
@robfee: I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.