@TheMichaelRock: Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bridger_w: Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
@UrplePingo: LOL there's like 20 guys w/ "Female Body Inspector" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO
@robin_991: Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a good chat. Unrelated, there are 1273 Cheerios left in this box.