@Marlebean: A nasal spray that's filled with glitter, so when you sneeze it's like a confetti popper.

@BadassBarbie11: The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.

@davidkenny100: When I was growing up, my mum was always saying "you can do it!" Like when I was asking who was cooking dinner for example

@JUSTLisandra: Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons. Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons.

@maebemarbles: Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs