@mrdaveturner: NEVER LET THE PUBLIC NAME STUFF.
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@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.
@badbanana: 1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns.
@cosminaut: I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with "Hoof-arted" written underneath*