@mrdaveturner: NEVER LET THE PUBLIC NAME STUFF.
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@AimeeHelene1: *seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*
@weinerdog4life: One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators
@causticbob: Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?