@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
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@michaelianblack: Ted Cruz thinks: 1. Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.
@dshack8: My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".