@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
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@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.
@DanMentos: me: who’s ur favorite actor date: meryl- me: before you answer, did u know air bud and beethoven were played by the same dog date: holy shit
@markleggett: 1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me.