@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
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@3sunzzz: [Walmart] 3: *drops cracker, picks up cracker, starts to eat it* Me: GIVE ME THAT! We don't eat off of the floor here, this isn't Target!
@Ungli_Baba: Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
@zaiush_sarel: People who like green: it's a good color People who like orange: it's a good color People who like purple: Purple is my life. I dress purple, I glow purple, I eat and drink purple. If you come into my house and insult purple, I will personally tear you limb from limb
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.