@3sunzzz: Never play hide-and-seek with a 4yo in the mall. I know that now.
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@shopkins776: I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add "This time I'm serious"
@daemonic3: "Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight" - The Swiss Army
@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?