@3sunzzz: Never play hide-and-seek with a 4yo in the mall. I know that now.
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@KrazykurtKurt: ME: "I don't want sex tonight" GIRLFRIEND: "ok" Reverse phycology doesn't work on women.
@Bob_Heller: "Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!" - Worst ER doc
@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.