@Rollinintheseat: Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you.
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@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
@hereholddeez: SAW 14: HELLO JIMMY I WANT TO PLAY A GAME THE DOOR IS 10FT AWAY THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN LEGOS YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE
@pleatedjeans: [job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]