@Rollinintheseat: Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you.
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@rzarosco: Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
@sweet_toof: Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours
@ayyyyloser: "And then she kissed the frog and saw him turn into a prince, because kissing frogs makes you hallucinate." -me as a babysitter