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@Awesome_Todd: Never run with scissors. Unless...

• You stole them
• You're running a 400 meter scissor relay
• You're being chased by giant paper dolls

Never run with scissors. Unless…

• You stole them
• You’re running a 400 meter scissor relay
• You’re being chased by giant paper dolls

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