@VerifiedJayy: Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass
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@AudreyPorne: My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation.
@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
@IamEnidColeslaw: rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants
@NJFreudian: Which doesnt belong? Camel Polar Bear Obama Buffalo Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East