@cynicanoldicus: Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise.
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@AristotlesNZ: Old Testament: Death, plagues, vengeance New Testament: Forgiveness, love, wants you to call home Having a kid really mellowed God out.
@caseytduncan: If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand.
@JTQuest: Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum