@cynicanoldicus: Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise.
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@imadepoopstoday: [job interview] "We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position." It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. "...yes."
@junejuly12: I used a maternity leave to grow out my bangs. And that is why she will always be my favourite child.