@daplusk: Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade
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@myonlymizztake: Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes.
@rcromwell4: "Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her." "Ummm, what?" "Trust me, the kids will love it."
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.