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@daplusk: Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade
@ventivodkacran: This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power
Leia: By blowing up my planet?
Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation
@TheToddWilliams: I wear a ski mask wherever I go but only rob ski resorts. It's quite ingenious really. Let me explain...
@MariyaAlexander: My rap name is When i$ Lunch
@Kendragarden: Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear.