@daplusk: Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade
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@badbanana: Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car.
@Violent2Dope304: Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
@TheDarkSideCEO: Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome.