@audipenny: Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces
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@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
@lasergirl70: Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning.
@SatansTongue: *Filling out application* Sex: "no thanks" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex.