@KeetPotato: never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them
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@McGrumpenstein: *Salem 1692* Witch: I’m not a witch! Judge: Look, if we're being honest, you're on trial for being a woman. Don't make this weird
@LoveNLunchmeat: Before you take advice from me... you should know I walk around my house in my underwear while complaining about being cold.
@UncleDuke1969: [Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude.
@usermcuserface: Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck.