@DaddyJew: Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming.
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@VicFuture: Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know.
@AGreaterMonster: Thinking about implanting a magnet in my chin so I can make a badass beard of iron filings and paper clips. More attractive, yes?