@sameblacklist: Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date.
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@Contwixt: "My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes." --Cats
@Sassafrantz: [public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says "unavailable" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you
@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.