@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
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@funnybrad: Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever
@emptyheadtwo: I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff
@sgothreau: What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.