@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
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@amazymay72x: Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap.
@prodigis: whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record
@tat2dsoccermom: My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends.
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.