@Adyaces: Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand.
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@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@DadandBuried: I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone.
@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.