@Adyaces: Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand.
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@TheToddWilliams: [spelling bee] "Your word is stupid" ME: Well give me a different one then "No, that's your word…stupid" ME: Maybe you're the stupid one
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.
@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.