@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
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@rolldiggity: If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, "Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene," don't shout, "It was an action figure!"
@codyspencer0: The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling
@NomDeBenoit: Me: *sets alarm for 7am* Brain: Sounds important! I'm going to go ahead and wake you up three hours early