@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
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@AnitaHelmet: Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
@drubicabra: Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild.
@Karate_Horse: A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party.
@sixfootcandy: If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say "This woman looks like she wants extra cheese.” That's ok