@Parentpains: Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth.
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@Home_Halfway: BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. "It was always huge & full sized!" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache.
@trevso_electric: "Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar." -insurance
@djdarrellripley: Her: Your house has a lot of cool stuff in it... Who plays the piano? Me: Pretty much anybody who is trying to get on somebody's nerves.