@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.
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@bombsydoll: [at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first
@Brentweets: Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes.
@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
@lloydrang: The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.