@honeybadgerMel: Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
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@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
@bourgeoisalien: PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now
@boring_as_heck: "hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars." idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct.
@Jake_Vig: INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to "move it move it." ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?