@honeybadgerMel: Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
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@caliluvgirl77: I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster.
@JerryThomas: I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions.
@tastefactory: My neighbors complain about me throwing my cigarette butts on the lawn but they'll be pumped when a cigarette tree sprouts in the spring