@KatieBurnett: Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali
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@13spencer: I just found out that "Birdman" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one.
@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@shutupmikeginn: I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second