@Ham_Tornado: New children's book I'm working on: "Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak".
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@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@HeyoShellz: Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
@mattsurely: Oh really well you thought four inches was HUGE when we were talking about spiders.