@Ham_Tornado: New children's book I'm working on: "Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak".
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@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.
@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
@T_Bonezzz: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn
@Hormonella: So Mother Theresa puts a dish towel on her head and she's a "saint" but when I put a dish towel on MY head I'm "drunk in the kitchen again?"