@Ham_Tornado: New children's book I'm working on: "Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak".
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@UNTRESOR: Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.
@ticknada: Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Superman and Batman probably had a lot of "capes in the toilet water" accidents when they went to take a dump.
@Dawn_M_: What do you mean you don't know what Care Bear would win in a fist fight? Get off me, this sex is over.