@YoungNobler: New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background.
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@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
@AndrewNadeau0: If you can't think of a word say "I forget the English word for it". That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.
@rolldiggity: Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate.