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@RatCasket: NEW META
@DeanOkay: All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken.
@BourbonLuv: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...
@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.
@xLiserx: Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents.
Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
@Tmoney68: Apparently, my superpower is being invisible to bartenders.