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@Book_Krazy: New neighbor: Hi. It's nice to meet you.

Me: It's nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9

Neighbor: What's your Twitter @

Me: DAMMIT

New neighbor: Hi. It’s nice to meet you.

Me: It’s nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9

Neighbor: What’s your Twitter @

Me: DAMMIT

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