@Michael1979: New notice I stuck up in town this morning. Are you this person?
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@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.
@mellimelle: Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children.
@Token_Geezer: Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.