@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.
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@TheRolo: [Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"
@OLDIRTYDIAPER: Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping
@iwearaonesie: me *watches toddler push wife's work papers off the coffee table* wife *walks in* Who did this? me: Your stupid cat