@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.
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@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
@misfarber: I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I'm being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about
@SortaBad: If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room
@jwoodham: Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run.