@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.
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@Midgetspar: On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment.
@PAT_E_ROCK: Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!
@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times