@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.
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@Brianhopecomedy: Forgot my wallet at home & filled up at the gas station so I have to leave some collateral. Not leaving my phone there so 4 year old it is.
@bryanmcc74: How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !
@aLunchBox: I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying.