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@AimeeHelene1: News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey.

Amateurs. It's all about commitment.
*stuffs turkey under shirt*
*whines that back hurts*

News said how hard it’d be to shoplift a turkey.

Amateurs. It’s all about commitment.
*stuffs turkey under shirt*
*whines that back hurts*

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