@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.
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@nishadtrivedi: Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius.
@Fickle_Filly: The puffer fish spends days creating a beautiful boudoir in which to lure a mate and I just want a man who can load the dishwasher properly.
@ThaJawn: Glue: *holds two pieces of paper together Crazy Glue: *holds two pieces of paper at gun point