@Rrrrnessa: Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me.
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@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
@hollyberryness: The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep.
@mostunladylike: Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt.
@dril: i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes