@GaryJanetti: Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching.
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@AristotlesNZ: Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?
@MarfSalvador: [broken down submarine] captain: we only have two hours of oxygen left me: [holding 43 balloon animals] one hour
@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say