@GaryJanetti: Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching.
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@PetrickSara: The most horrifying thing I've ever heard: "MOMMY! MOMMY! I think I just did SCIENCE in the bathroom!"
@AsgardianRose: Perks of being an adult: I can eat 8 cookies, no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 8 cookies, no one stopped me, I feel awful.
@OneFunnyMummy: Before kids: I'd choose going blind over going deaf. After kids: Deaf! I wanna be deaf!
@Barknado69: [The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right