@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
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@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@heatherlou_: My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.
@dumbbeezie: How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it
@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area