@KKAlThani: Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling "Good one!" and high-fiving the air.
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@Zwolf666: My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth.
@rolldiggity: "What should we name this fruit?" "Passion!" "..." "..." "Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."
@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.
@kelkulus: Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem.