@gingerfaced: Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars.
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@primawesome: A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?
@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?
@StarvingHartist: Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns.