@gingerfaced: Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars.
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@Phook75: The best time to leave the country is when a demonic voice screams your name from inside a locked basement
@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?