@wolfpupy: next time you hear The Boys Are Back In Town think of me, the unsung hero, who chases the boys out of town with a broom
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@Dana_Bruno: Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!
@The_Big_Drink: Asking a woman to choose her favourite Disney movie is like asking her to choose her favourite child. My mum always choose Aristocats and my middle sister.
@FatherWithTwins: I called my son’s school to see if they would take him a week early and apparently they “don’t do that” and I “need to stop calling.”