@iAmJuddy: Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger "I'm mad at some online person I've never met" then let them punch you
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@thedad: [god inventing cupcakes] God: they’re basically cakes but way smaller Angel: ah I see, portion contr- God: and then you just eat like 90 of em
@TheHyyyype: just saw black panther and i finally understand why so many white people are mad: it's not even a real panther, just a guy in a panther suit
@AndyAsAdjective: me: do you know what sarcasm is? daughter: no I do not, please enlighten me, father me: ok, well it mea-*squints eyes* wait a minute...