@daplusk: Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.
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@_Kim_Jongun: My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes.
@aka_fatman: "I finally caught up with my son." "That's good. Progress. How did it go?" "Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him." - Vader & therapist
@Aspersioncast: If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy.