@daplusk: Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.
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@david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: My computer broke IT guy: What have you tried so far? Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
@johngaysee: If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong.