@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
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@cat_fvr: *sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*
@HavocMantis: God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"
@MAngelo505: FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA.
@ZWindsor_: Teacher- "How much is a gram?" Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"