@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."
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@1CleverClogs: I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.
@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
@TheAlexP: Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."